Lionel Messi First Barcelona Contract was on a NAPKIN

At the age of 11, Carles Rexach, the sporting director of FC Barcelona, with no other paper at hand, offered Messi a contract written on a PAPER NAPKIN.

Woman Wakes Up at Own Funeral, Dies of Shock

(Newser) – There’s irony, and then there’s the story of Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, a 49-year-old Russian woman who woke up at her own funeral only to have a heart attack and die when she realized what was going on. Mukhametzyanov had been falsely declared dead after collapsing with chest pains, the Daily Mail reports. When she awoke, she was lying in a coffin, with mourners filing past and saying prayers. She screamed, and passed out again.

“Her eyes fluttered, and we immediately rushed her back to the hospital,” her husband says. “But she only lived for another 12 minutes in intensive care before she died again, this time for good.” The hospital says it’s investigating the incident. “I am very angry, and I want answers,” the husband says. “She wasn’t dead when they said she was and they could have saved her.”

Trey Songz Arrested For Injuring Woman With Money

Trey Songz made it rain, and he paid for it.

Trey Songz was recently arrested for indulging in some rappers' favorite activity: making it rain.

TMZ reports that the singer was having an album release party on August 21 at a strip club in Queens, NY. At around 4:00-4:15 AM, Trey became involved in an altercation outside of the club.

According to the criminal complaint, "Tremaine Neverson, did throw a sum of United States currency at the complainant and said sum of United States currency struck the complainant's left eye causing substantial pain to her left eye."

A month later, Songz was arrested for misdemeanor assault, and an order of protection was issued. He is due back in court in February.