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Monday, November 25, 2013

America's 'Longest Married Couple' Celebrates 81 Years Of Marriage

In February, John and Ann Betar were named America's longest married couple by Worldwide Marriage Encounter. And on Monday, the Connecticut lovebirds will celebrate an incredible 81 years of marriage. The pair eloped in Harrison, N.Y. in 1932.

The Betars have been together for decades and have five children (two are now deceased), 14 grandchildren and 16 great-grandchildren.
"We have watched the world change together," John said. "The key is to always agree with your wife."

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Man Passes Out Drunk In England, Wakes Up In Paris

Luke Harding started out drinking in a few pubs in Manchester, England. Around 4 a.m. when he was heading home, Harding found his passport in his pocket and decided to make a detour to Paris, which was a 500-mile plane flight away


"I found my passport, which I’d been using for ID, and an app on my phone was saying something about cheap flights to Paris," he told the Metro. "It was a spur of the moment thing and seemed like a good idea at the time."

Harding told the cabbie to head to Manchester Airport, and, using his iPhone, booked a 6 a.m. flight for $161, according to the Daily Star.

He somehow made it onto the plane, but doesn't remember landing in Paris or going through customs. It wasn't until he woke up a few hours later in a public toilet at Charles De Gaulle Airport, that Harding realized the full extent of his drunken decisions.

Harding had to spend $247 for a return ticket and needed to kill eight hours in Paris. He did it by walking near the Eiffel Tower and Arc de Triomphe and getting croissants at a cafe.

If you think what his feat is LEGENDARY, you can tweet him @LukeHarding1994

Man calls 911 to ask for sex

A man called 911 to request a female officer with whom he will be able to have sex with, according to police reports.

There is nothing wrong with being attracted to women in uniform, but do not take it too far.

A Florida man repeatedly called 911 and asked for female police officers to come over to his house to have sex with him, according to press reports.

It was an emergency that Joshua Basso, 32, of Dover called the 911 hotline seven times before police arrived at his home, according to a statement released from the Office of the Hillsborough County Sheriff.

Police officers put him under arrest but that was probably not the way he wanted on Thursday and charged him with seven counts of making false 911 calls. Basso allegedly confessed to the misuse of the system.

Man's 'I cheated' prank goes sour when girlfriend admits she's been unfaithful too

What better way to celebrate your five-year anniversary than by fooling your girlfriend into believing you’ve cheated?
Professional YouTube prankster Roman Atwood did just that while he and his partner Britney vacationed in Aruba, thinking the stunt could live among his many others posted online.
But Atwood was in for the shock of his pranking career when his sobbing girlfriend admitted she’d been unfaithful, too.


He says he’ll never do it again and apologizes profusely. But then the tables turn.
‘I cheated on you,’ Britney admits.
Atwood flips out and paces in stunned disbelief. His prank has gone terribly wrong.
Most of Atwood's jokes end with a laugh. But most don't involve Brittney.
A few tense moments appeared to put a damper on what had been a wildly popular YouTube prank career for Roman.
Then, before his anger can go too far, Britney smiles. 
She was pranking him. ‘I saw you set up your camera, you idiot!’
 But there may be more shenanigans in store for the serial trickster and his sly girlfriend, who admits at the end of the video: 'I thought you were going to propose!'


Two men agree to marry same woman because ‘she can’t choose between them’

Duelling Kenyan lovers Sylvester Mwendwa and Elijah
Kimani settled their differences after finding out they had
both unknowingly been seeing the same woman for more
than four years, the Daily Nation newspaper reported
.
Rather than one of them leaving, or both departing
altogether, they agreed to a rota system where they would
get to see the woman on different days.
‘We have agreed that from today we will not threaten or
have jealous feelings because of our wife, who says she’s
not ready to let go of any of us,’ the agreement said,
according to Kenya’s NTV.
‘Each one will respect the day set aside for him. We agree to
love each other and live peacefully. No-one has forced us to
make this agreement.’

They will also have to live in the unnamed widowed
woman’s house in Mombasa County and act as fathers to
her two current children, and any others she gives birth to.