Woman Tries To Kill Her Boyfriend With Her Breasts

A busty woman is accused of trying to kill her boyfriend by suffocating him with her double-D breasts.

Franziska Hansen, 33, is reportedly charged with “attempted murder with a weapon” after her lawyer boyfriend claimed she tried to smother him while pretending it was a sex game.

Nine-stone Franziska, from Germany, denies the allegations, saying it was a sex game and he knew what it was about, according to the Daily Mail.

But boyfriend Tim Schmidt claims she admitted trying to kill him on the phone, saying she smothered him because she “wanted to make your death as pleasurable as possible”.

He told a court in Germany that the couple had been having sex in May this year when Ms Hansen suddenly grabbed his head and pushed it between her breasts with all her force.

He is quoted as saying: “I couldn't breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn't tear myself free and I thought I was going to die.”

Mr Schmidt, who weighs 13 stone, claims he managed to wriggle free and fled naked to a neighbour, who raised the alarm.

He told the court that the couple’s four-year relationship had been strained after they moved to the town of Unna, where his career as a lawyer took off and she struggled to hold a job.

Mr Schmidt said his girlfriend tried to kill him after she discovered he was planning to leave her.

He reportedly told the court: “It is clear she wanted to kill me. She even admitted it to me on the telephone.

“I asked her why she wanted to smother me to death with her breasts and she told me: ‘Treasure – I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible.’”

Two people Hitched For 20 Years And Didn't Even Know It

Who says Hollywood marriages can't stand the test of time?
For comedian Janeane Garofalo, staying married for 20 years was a cinch -- perhaps because she had absolutely no idea she was still hitched to her '90s boyfriend.
The 48-year-old says she married "The Big Bang Theory" producer Rob Cohen "as a joke" in 1991, but didn't think the nuptials had actually stuck.
She tells the New York Post: "We got married drunk in Vegas ... We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew?"
At this weekend's reunion of "The Ben Stiller Show," she added, "We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something.”
Cohen is now engaged to Jill Leiderman, a producer on "Jimmy Kimmel Live."

Kenyan mother names twins Barack Obama and Mitt Romney

A young Kenyan mother has named her newborn twin sons
after the U.S. president-elect and his defeated Republican
challenger.

Millicent Owuor, 20, gave birth to Barack Obama and Mitt
Romney on Wednesday at the Siaya District Hospital in
southwest Kenya, according to the Standard.

Owuor told the Kenyan news outlet her sons' names will
always remind her of the election in the United States.

The hospital is near the village of Kogelo, where where
President Barack Obama's father was born and where his 90-
year-old stepgrandmother, Sarah Obama, resides.

Jubilant residents in Kogelo cheered Obama's victory as
results from the United States were reported.
Shouts of "Hail our Kogelo son" and "Obama is coming, open
the road for him" rang through the air as locals blew
vuvuzela horns in celebration, the Standard reports.
"If Obama did not win, I believe most projects here would
stall," Joseph Onyango told the Kenyan media outlet.
Kenyans hope Obama's re-election will harken a fresh start
for a U.S. relationship with Kenya, Reuters reports.
Obama visited sub-Saharan Africa just once during his first
four years as president—a stop of less than a day in Ghana,
according to Reuters.

If Obama does visit Kenya, maybe baby Barack can meet his
namesake and baby Mitt meet the U.S. president.

There's no word yet if there have been twins named Joe
Biden and Paul Ryan.