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Monday, August 23, 2010

I'm my own grandpa

When i was 23, i got married to a WIDOW, she had a grown up DAUGHTER, and my FATHER fell in love with the daughter. This made my father my SON-INLAW. my daughter was my MOTHER because she was my father's WIFE. then i had my own SON, who became my father's GRANDSON & BROTHER-INLAW, and also my UNCLE. if he were my uncle, that made him the BROTHER of the widow's grown up daughter who was my STEPMOTHER. my father's wife had a son, he became my GRANDCHILD because he was my daughter's son, my wife is now my MOTHER'S MOTHER. if my wife is my GRANDMOTHER, then i'm her GRANDCHILD. then as the husband of my grandmother, that makes me my own GRANDFATHER.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Bride arrested for drunk driving on wedding day

A 31-year-old bride heading home from her bachelorette party was arrested for drunk driving hours before she was to get married.

Washington State Patrol Trooper Christina Martin says the woman was driving over 90 mph (145 kph) Saturday morning and weaving in and out of traffic when she was stopped.

Martin says a trooper arrested the woman, processed her and let her take a cab home in time to make it to her early afternoon wedding.

Martin says the bride's alcohol level was nearly twice the legal state limit. The woman will face charges in King County District Court.